Wha-... WHAT IS THIS?

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ROB

WHAT ARE YOU DOING ROB?

I'M LAUGHING TOO MUCH, ROB. MY LUNGS HURT.

WHAT THE FUDGE COVERED MARSHMALLOW BROWNIE SKITTLE CAKES ARE YOU DOING, ROB


My weekend is now amazing.

But... how come it's only Rob that gets caught in these situations, hmm? There should totally be a reference or something in later books.
I can totally imagine the conversation going all like:

Peri: [With Timothy's laptop.] Linden, what is this?
Linden: What is what? [Looks over.] ... What in the world is that?!
Rob: What?
Linden: WHY DID YOU GO SNOW BALLETING WITHOUT ME?!!? I mean, we're practically canon and everything!
Rob: Wait, what?
Peri: You could've asked Paul or me to drive you to the museum.
Rob: ... How'd you find out about that?
Peri/Linden: GOD. (aka Synaesthete)